Would You Rather Have Unlimited Beer OR The Ability To Give Anyone A Stone Cold Stunner With Zero Repercussions? Dean Norris Answers The Internet

KFC 9/10/2019 9:15 PM

A little look behind the curtain on ATI – this question was stuck in the stack of Answer The Internet cards leftover from when Stone Cold Steve Austin was at Barstool HQ. We never got a chance to film with him but the question was still there and Dean was such a cool ass dude I figured, fuck it, we’ll do a little wrasslin’ talk with Hank Schrader. Well turns out Dean doesnt know wresting and had never seen the Stone Cold Stunner so I had to show him. Its an all time moment for me. I had one of the greatest characters, from THE greatest TV show of all time, and for some odd reason I got to show him the greatest finisher of all time. It makes very little sense but its an amazing mashup moment of all my favorite things coming together. Short of actually giving him a full blown Stunner, this was the next best thing.

Which leads me to my answer, by the way. NO DOUBT unlimited Stunners with no repercussions. I can afford beer. I’ll my own. Money cant buy you the ability to walk around handing out Stunners to every asshole who bothers you. Men, women, children, all of em. Dave bothers me? Stunner. Stranger on the train pisses me off? Stunner. My daughter wont go to bed at night? Double middle fingers, kick to the gut, STUNNER. Nothing anybody can do about it.

The only reason I might consider free beer for life is if you’re include Schraderbrau beer, Dean’s new beer from Breaking Bad. The beer Hank brewed when he was recovering in the show is now a reality, you can get yours here. Its VERY good. Not just saying that because he was a guest on my show. You guys know I’m not a craft beer guy and I really really enjoyed this. BUY HERE.